Critics have launched a scathing attack on the new TV reality show Big Brovaz which sees the members of Blazin Squad and the So Solid Crew battle it out in a bid to keep it real, accusing it of racism and unnecessary sensationalism.

Band members will be asked to complete tasks in line with those conducted daily by "the boyz in the hood" ranging from buying a pint of milk, to staying awake during Richard and Judy and steeling the odd hub cab or two. Whoever is able to complete the most tasks during the next month gets to see an advance copy of the Peter Andre and Jordan shagathon which will shortly be released on the Internet.

In response to critics who complained that the show was in poor taste a spokesman denied that the programmes contained "stereotyping of the highest order" although they admitted that it might contain "stereo nicking of the highest order". In the name of entertainment, balance and sheer mindless violence, we unleashed a rabid Michael Howerd on them. Like the Tories at the next election, they never stood a chance.

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