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Fifty-five percent of Americans endorse the way that President Bush is running the country according to a new poll undertaken by Mr Damian and the chocolate manufacturer Hershey’s.
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The poll which asked two thousand Americans to rate their leader also showed that fifty-seven percent of US citizens thought that Elvis was still alive, whilst six-one percent claimed to be the victims of alien abduction in the last twelve months.
Bush’s approval rating comes after a difficult start to his second term following the resignations of key personnel such as Colin Powell and Jessica Simpson, and the Secret Services “accidental” assassination of the Thanksgiving Turkey. |
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On controversial social issues, ninety-four percent supported mixed sex marriage, and forty four percent believe that openly straight people should be allowed to serve in the military.
Perhaps the most surprising conclusion was that eighty-four percent of respondents felt that the Irish rock band U2 were "overrated" whilst just twelve percent of respondents claimed to have played Grand Theft Iraq on X-Box Live. |  Nice bazooka's |
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