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Mariah Carey tells us she's not a diva.
'I behave in the way that people expect me to do, because if I didn't then they wouldn't respect me' the top heavy artist said.
'At heart I'm still Mariah from the Park, there's nothing I enjoy more than boiling an egg of eating cold baked beans out of a tin.'
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Robbie Williams is set to record a new cover album, Son of Joseph, an album of Carpenter's songs. 'Robbie loves all their stuff' a mole told us.
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His latest film may have been panned by the critics, but Brad Pitt is a big fan of Guy Ritchie's work. The ex Mr Jennifer Aniston who starred in Ritchie's movie Snatch, thinks that Swept Away, the Madonna/Ritchie film which went straight to video, is a hidden gem.
'It moves me,' the backward spoon peanut butter eating favourite told us.
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