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November 12, 2004
Arafat Sets Sail
The funeral of the Palestinian leader, Yasser Arafat, is due to take place in Cairo today after his body was flown over from the Paris hospital where he died yesterday. Mr Arafat's coffin, draped in the Palestinian flag, was taken by helicopter to a French military airport, where a ceremony was held before making a final voyage to the land of the Pharaoh’s.
As a mark of respect to their late leader, The Palestinian Authority has declared 40 days of mourning. It’s unclear what will happen to afternoons, evenings, or indeed night-time, during this period. Many world leaders have paid tribute to the man who for many around the world was the face of the Palestinian cause. Russian President Vladimir Putin described him as a "great political leader of international significance" while Pretty Woman star Richard Gere said he was “completely gutted”. Commentators have already begun speculating what will happen in the region and how Arafat’s death will impact on the Middle East peace process. Meanwhile historians have begun to analyse the impact and legacy of his work, whilst his supporters look at carrying out his last will and testament. In what will be a surprise to many a source close to the former leader and his family said that a considerable amount of his personal fortune would be spent on setting up a ocean liner and cruise ship business.
“Like many people we have to look for funds from a variety of different sources these days” a spokesman told us. To that effect, it was revealed that this new venture, provisionally called PLO Ferries, will launch later on this year. “It’s what he would have wanted” a dewy eyed Palestinian told us. Indeed. Posted by damian at November 12, 2004 08:03 AM | TrackBack |
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