Not a lot of people know this, but Pornowood, the American Adult Entertainment Industry makes more money each year than Hollywood. Not only is it’s cost base lower, (porn has yet to feel the need to embrace CGI for example,) but it’s gross – literally and financially – is also greater.

Many of Pornowood’s best loved classics have been inspired by Tinseltown originals – with the concept reworked for an adult audience. Who can forget the reworking of 90s classics Cliffhanger and Saving Private Ryan, into Cliffbanger and Shaving Ryan’s Privates, respectively.

With this in mind, Mr Damian reveals the Top 10 Porn Adaptations soon to be released – both literally and literally – by Pornowood.

Farrenheit 69
Michael wants Moore. But he’s anti-Bush. A classic cumming out story.

After the Moneyshot
Pierced Brosnan and Woody ‘The Wood’ Harrelson play ‘hide the diamond’.

Bad Santa
This Christmas Billy Bob isn’t just coming down the chimney.

Wimbledon
New balls please! It gets hot and steamy in the locker room when Kirsty Dunst and Paul Brittany get together for a love match.

The Incredibles
These guys have to be seen to be believed! Cast includes Molly Hunter and Samuel ‘Love Machine’ Jackson.

The Menstruating Candidate
For men who like to have their jam and eat it. With Denis Washington.

Wankerman
Wee Willy Ferrell stars in this 70s-set comedy about an unusual, and fatally flawed (is there any other kind?) superhero.

The Porn Supremacy
Sequel to the 2001 hit. Matt Dreamon travels round the world with his deadly weapon in a world where you either shag, or be shagged.

Shriek 2
The gang back and this time the girls are screaming even louder. Contains an ogre orgy which has to be seen to be believed.

King Arsehole
Clive Orwen as the legendary British Monarch who made women 'Cumalot' when he took them up the roundtable.

Posted by damian at November 08, 2004 03:00 PM | TrackBack