Chavs were the new fashion sensation of 2004, as the media and fashion industry alike woke up the realisation that there were vast numbers of people with money to burn on overpriced, shoddy, jewellery, tracksuits and labelled clothing.

The companies who most benefited from this were Burberry and Elisabeth Duke and now in recognition of the financial potential of this new market High Street Sex Chain Ann Summers have decided to go into partnership with Burberry.

The result, is the “Chav Line” a range of toys and accessories aimed specifically at this increasingly powerful demographic.

For much information on Chav’s and Chav culture visit ChavScum.

Top Ten Burberry Sex Toys

1. Burberry tipped riding crop
2. Burberry Gimp Mask (complete with Burberry zip)
3. Furry Burberry Handcuffs
4. Edible underwear (his)

Now you can, quite literally - eat my shorts

5. Edible underwear (hers)
6. Burberry coloured rampant rabbit
7. Burberry Blindfold
8. Burberry Stockings (just the tops)
9. Burberry PVC Body Suit
10. Burberry Clad Blow Up Doll – with real hair (female)

Not Item 10, but the doll would be dressed like this. Like the adult that is.

Posted by damian at January 06, 2005 10:57 AM | TrackBack